Freedom to Work Jobs

Right To Work is already creating jobs in Michigan. (satire)
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  • Pure Michigan Brand Brainstormer

    At the advanced level - this position will be responsible for thinking up more and better ways to dilute the Pure Michigan brand. Pure Michigan is an award-winning brand that was initially started to promote tourism in Michigan, but under the Snyder Administration its iconic logo has been repurposed for business attraction, political posturing, and promoting new laws. Applicants must show willingness to be as creative as possible in conceptualizing ways to destroy Pure Michigan brand for partisan gain.

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • Freedom to Work Receptionist

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for answering inquiries related to Freedom to Work and more and better jobs at the Michigan Economic Development Corporation, where phones are literally ringing off the hook. Must be literate. Position starts immediately, because the phones are ringing off the hook. 

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
  • Freedom to Work Promoter

    At the intermediate level - this position will be responsible for preaching the virtues of Freedom to Work and Gov. Snyder’s job creation agenda to the public and in the media. Must be able to adapt all written materials from existing talking points. Must be willing to interface with private sector job creators. 

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
  • Freedom to Work-er

    At the advanced level - this position will be responsible for performing Freedom to Work and more and better jobs in Michigan. Freedom is the right thing for all Michigan workers and this position will be focused on exploring what, exactly, that means. This position will consult and collaborate with legislative Freedom supporters, Governor’s Office representatives, MEDC employees who say FTW has resulted in the phones ringing off the hook, and small business owners who are members of the Michigan Chamber of Commerce. 

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are the ideal Freedom to Work-er to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
  • State Senator - 10th District

    At the intermediate level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Majority Leader on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary. Must be able to start immediately, although campaign will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 10th state Senate district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Senator - 19th District

    At the intermediate level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Majority Leader on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary. Must be able to start immediately, although campaign will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 19th state Senate district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Senator - 31st District

    At the intermediate level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Majority Leader on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary. Must be able to start immediately, although campaign will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 31st state Senate district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Senator - 38th District

    At the intermediate level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Majority Leader on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary. Must be able to start immediately, although campaign will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 38th state Senate district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Representative - 23rd District

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Speaker of the House on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary, although it won’t start until after July 1st and will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 23rd state House district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Representative - 24th District

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Speaker of the House on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary, although it won’t start until after July 1st and will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 56th state House district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Representative - 108th District

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Speaker of the House on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary, although it won’t start until after July 1st and will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 108th state House district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Representative - 33rd District

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Speaker of the House on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary, although it won’t start until after July 1st and will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 33rd state House district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • State Representative - 56th District

    At the introductory level - this position will be responsible for voting with the Speaker of the House on every vote. Short campaign will be necessary, although it won’t start until after July 1st and will be little more than perfunctory. Must be willing to take direction from billionaire heir. Applicants must have mailing address in the 56th state House district. 

    (Questions about this requirement? Contact Speaker of the House Jase Bolger at JamesBolger@house.mi.gov or 877-BOLGER-1)

    Email resume and cover letter laying out why you are ideal for this position to righttoworkjobs@gmail.com.

    • 4 months ago
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  • Freedom Fund Announces Launch of New Website Promoting Jobs Created By Freedom To Work

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    News from The Michigan Freedom Fund

    Monday, January 14, 2013

    Soon every Michigan worker will be empowered with more opportunities for better jobs

    GRAND RAPIDS - Today, the Michigan Freedom Fund announced a new website, RightToWorkJobs.tumblr.com, dedicated to tracking and promoting new jobs created by Freedom To Work legislation in Michigan. 

    “The shrill complaints of union thugs are already being drowned out by the stampede of job creators beating down Michigan’s doors to create jobs,” said Amway heir Dick DeVos, funder of the Michigan Freedom Fund. “Phones at the MEDC are literally ringing off the hook, and that’s why we’re helping the state find people to fill these more and better Freedom Jobs, because someone needs to help them answer their phones.”

    The lame-duck legislature, including all six Republicans voted out of office by their constituents, approved Freedom to Work legislation last month. 

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    Michigan Freedom Fund is a statewide advocacy organization promoting freedom, including the Freedom to Work, with a specific focus on empowering workers and protecting collective bargaining. 

    For more information, please visit RightToWorkJobs.tumblr.com.

    • 4 months ago
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